In a far away place, in the shadowy lands of Sanguine Vale, nestled between jagged mountains and cursed forests, the name
Simeon had once echoed with fear and reverence. A vampire of legendary power, his mere presence was enough to freeze the blood in the hearts of men. But those days of terror were long behind him. For Simeon, time had become his enemy, and his once-dark reign had withered into a tragic farce.
You see, centuries earlier, Simeon had been betrayed. Not by an army of vampire hunters or a mob of angry peasants, but by his own former protégé, a scheming young vampire named Lorith. Lorith had ambushed him one fateful night, sealing Simeon in a coffin of enchanted iron. The coffin was buried deep in the Forbidden Marshes, where it was said that even the undead could rot. For over 300 years, Simeon lay imprisoned, plotting his revenge and imagining all the deliciously cruel ways he would pay Lorith back for this betrayal.

The figure stands against the eerie red backdrop, commanding attention with their dark attire and the palpable intensity of the scene.
But fate is a tricky thing, and when Simeon finally broke free from his iron tomb, the world had changed. Gone were the castles and the torch-bearing villagers. The world was now one of bustling cities, glowing screens, and machines that made strange beeping noises. Simeon, weakened and confused, stumbled into this new era with all the grace of a bat in a ballroom.
He swore vengeance, nonetheless.
Chapter I: The Modern Dilemma
Emerging from the swamp in clothes tattered and reeking of centuries-old mildew, Simeon's first encounter with modern society was not the fear-stricken awe he expected. Instead, he found himself in the middle of a camping ground, where a group of teenagers were roasting marshmallows. Upon seeing him rise from the misty marsh, they didn't scream, run, or faint - they burst into laughter.
"Nice costume, dude!" one of the boys called, tossing Simeon a s'more.
The ancient vampire blinked in confusion, catching the snack in midair. "I am
Simeon, dread lord of the night, scourge of humanity! Tremble before my power!"
"Sure thing, buddy," the boy replied. "Dibs on first selfie with Swamp Dracula!"
Simeon hissed menacingly, his fangs gleaming in the campfire light. But instead of terror, there were camera flashes. The children of this age, it seemed, feared nothing. They documented everything, and laughed at most things. After an awkward silence and a s'more that Simeon begrudgingly nibbled on - purely for show, of course - he retreated into the woods, defeated for the moment.
"I will
find Lorith," he muttered to himself, wiping marshmallow off his ancient fangs, "and when I do, he shall suffer a fate worse than... than whatever this era is!"
Chapter II: Unlikely Allies
The next few weeks were an eye-opening ordeal for the old vampire. Sensing that brute force and intimidation were no longer enough, Simeon sought out an ally - a guide to help him navigate this baffling modern world. He found one in an unlikely place: a dilapidated internet café run by a conspiracy theorist named Carl.
Carl was an eccentric with a penchant for energy drinks and a wardrobe consisting solely of UFO-themed t-shirts. He lived in the back of the café and had devoted his life to uncovering what he called "the hidden vampire cabal." When Simeon walked in, still covered in swamp muck and demanding to know the whereabouts of Lorith, Carl nearly choked on his fifth Monster Energy of the day.
"Dude, are you, like, for real?" Carl stammered, eyes wide.
"Yes," Simeon hissed. "And you shall aid me in finding Lorith, or I will - "
"Whoa, whoa, hold up! Lorith? You mean
THE Lorith, like, head of Bloodtech Industries? The dude who owns half of Silicon Valley? Yeah, I know him. I've been following his career. Dude's a vampire, right?"

In front of an imposing castle, she stands with a commanding presence, her red cape fluttering in the breeze, an embodiment of gothic elegance and power.
Simeon's red eyes narrowed. "Bloodtech? Silicon Valley?"
"Yeah, he's like, a tech mogul now. Runs the biggest tech conglomerate in the world. I've been trying to expose him for years!" Carl said, bouncing with excitement.
For a moment, Simeon was at a loss for words. Lorith had gone corporate? The thought of his once-loyal protégé, who used to dine on the souls of the innocent with him, now selling overpriced smartwatches to mortals, was... baffling.
"Then we shall infiltrate this
Bloodtech," Simeon growled. "And when I get my hands on Lorith, he will
wish he were still mortal."
Carl was only too happy to assist. He pulled out a laptop and began rattling off jargon about hacking into systems, data breaches, and VPNs, none of which made any sense to Simeon, who was used to solving problems with his claws and teeth. Still, he went along with it. After all, Carl seemed to know what he was doing, and Simeon needed a plan.
Chapter III: The Corporate Confrontation
Three weeks later, after much planning and more coffee than even a vampire could handle, Simeon found himself in the gleaming, sterile halls of Bloodtech Industries. Thanks to Carl's hacking (and some glamour magic from Simeon), they had bypassed security, and now the vampire was mere moments away from his long-awaited revenge.
At the top of a sprawling glass skyscraper, Lorith's office awaited.
When the doors slid open, Simeon was greeted by the sight of his old protégé, lounging behind a sleek desk, sipping what appeared to be a designer blood smoothie. Lorith looked up, mildly surprised.
"Simeon?" Lorith blinked, then grinned. "Well, I didn't expect to see you... ever again."
Simeon bared his fangs. "I've come for revenge, traitor! You buried me alive, left me to rot - now I shall - "
Lorith held up a hand. "Hold up, hold up. Buried you alive? Yeah, I remember that. But come on, Simeon, it's the
modern age. Revenge is so... medieval. Let's be real, I did you a favor! Look at you! Still stuck in the past, while I've adapted, thrived! Who wants to skulk in the shadows when you can rule the world with technology?"
Simeon seethed. "You betrayed me for... this?"

With a sword in hand and a fierce expression, this figure stands tall, ready to confront whatever the future brings with a brave and unyielding spirit.
Lorith laughed, his perfect, corporate-vampire grin gleaming. "Oh, Simeon. You're a relic. But hey, I've got a proposal. You don't need revenge. You need rebranding. Why be a vampire when you can be... an influencer?"
Chapter IV: A New Dawn
The battle between the two ancient vampires never came. Simeon, exhausted by the new world and the strange logic of it, eventually conceded - though he would never admit it. Lorith, ever the charmer, convinced Simeon that revenge was overrated and that power could be wielded through the wonders of the internet. Together, they launched a viral campaign:
Simeon the Vampire, Unleashed, a satirical web series chronicling his misadventures in the modern world.
And so, the ancient terror of the night became an internet sensation, his rage replaced by snark, his bloodlust by viral fame. Lorith, of course, took a 30% cut of all profits.
As for Simeon's revenge? Well, in a way, he got it. Every time he looked at Lorith, sipping a blood latte in a boardroom, Simeon smiled just a little. Because deep down, he knew - no matter how much power Lorith had, the future belonged to the memes... and Simeon, the original master of the night, was now their king.