Far away, in the depths of the Soggywood Forest, where trees leaned like old men gossiping and the air always smelled faintly of mushrooms, there lived a troll. Not just any troll, but Narl the Slightly Unfortunate, as he was often called by those who dared speak of him. Trolls, as a species, had long since fallen out of favor with the world. Knights slayed them for sport, wizards turned them into stone sculptures for their gardens, and even ogres thought them a bit uncouth.
But Narl, somehow, survived.

With a backdrop of swirling clouds and an enigmatic structure looming behind, this fluffy Narl captures the eye, evoking a sense of adventure and discovery in an unknown world.
It wasn't that he was particularly clever or strong, or that he had mastered the art of camouflage. No, Narl's survival was mainly due to a combination of good fortune, blind luck, and the inability of his enemies to believe he was real. He was, after all, rather small for a troll - more like a lumpy boulder with a bad attitude and worse personal hygiene. His skin was a shade of greenish-brown that made him look perpetually dirty, even after his monthly dip in the swamp. He had one large eye and one smaller, squinty one, giving him a face that only his long-lost mother could love - if she hadn't run away, of course.
One gloomy autumn afternoon, Narl was munching on his favorite snack - mossy rocks - when he overheard two knights clanking through the woods nearby. The knights were discussing their latest conquest: "I've slain a dragon last week, Timothy," the taller one boasted, slapping his companion on the back. "What say we find us a troll next? They're much less trouble, and the reward's just as high."
Narl froze mid-crunch. Dragon-slaying knights were the worst kind. They had something to prove, which meant they'd probably make a real effort to kill him, and Narl wasn't in the mood for that. Survival was a full-time job, and it didn't leave much room for dramatic showdowns.
Narl's first instinct was to run, but he knew he wouldn't make it far. Trolls were excellent at many things - primarily rock-eating and bridge-lurking - but running was not on that list. Instead, Narl did what he always did when things looked bleak: he came up with a brilliant and completely idiotic plan.
The knights were coming closer, and Narl had only moments to prepare. Quickly, he slathered himself in the muddiest mud he could find, rolling around in the muck like a pig with a purpose. When he stood up, he looked even more like a lump of the forest than usual. Narl took a deep breath and plopped himself down on the ground, curling into a vaguely rock-like shape.
The knights approached, their conversation trailing off as they scanned the area. "I swear there was supposed to be a troll around here," one muttered.
"Aye, I've heard these woods are infested with them," said the other. They walked closer, their armor clinking louder. Narl held his breath. If he could just stay still long enough, maybe they'd move on.
One of the knights approached the "rock" that was Narl and squinted at it suspiciously. "Strange rock, isn't it?"
Narl tensed. This was it. He was about to be discovered. All his years of carefully avoiding hero-types, and now it was over because some knight couldn't mind his own business.
The knight poked Narl with the tip of his sword.
Narl's eye twitched.
The knight paused, leaning in closer.
Narl's other eye twitched.
The knight jumped back, startled. "This rockā¦ it's alive!"
Narl's survival instincts kicked in. He sprang to his feet with a mighty roar that sounded a bit like a frog with laryngitis.
The knights screamed in unison. "A TROLL!"
Before they could recover, Narl, in a fit of panic, grabbed a nearby tree branch and waved it wildly, as if it were a weapon. "Get lost, shiny men! Narl's not for slaying today!"

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The knights, now convinced they had come face-to-face with a particularly rabid troll, turned tail and fled. "It's got a club!" one yelled, his voice cracking as he stumbled over a root. "A magical club!"
"Run, Timothy! Run for your life!"
Narl watched in bewilderment as the two knights disappeared into the forest, tripping over each other in their haste. He blinked slowly, still holding the tree branch, which had a squirrel hanging off one end, staring at him with equal confusion.
"Well, that worked," Narl muttered, tossing the branch aside and brushing off some of the mud from his hide. He glanced down at his foot, where the rock he'd been snacking on had rolled away in the commotion. "Now where was I?"
Just as Narl bent down to retrieve his snack, the ground rumbled. Narl looked up, and to his dismay, saw a small group of villagers running towards him. They had pitchforks and torches and a very serious look in their eyes.
Apparently, the knights had spread the word, and now Narl was facing an angry mob.
"Oh, for swamp's sake," Narl grumbled. "Not again."
With no time to think, Narl did what any sensible troll would do in such a situation: he picked up a particularly large mushroom and slapped it onto his head like a hat. Then, crouching low, he slunk toward the nearest tree and climbed it with surprising speed. Trolls weren't known for their climbing abilities, but desperate times called for desperate measures.
The villagers reached the clearing where Narl had been, looking around in confusion.
"Where's the troll?" one asked, waving his pitchfork threateningly at the empty air.
"Maybe it turned invisible?" another suggested, poking at the ground.
Narl, perched high in the tree, held his breath. If he could just stay hidden for a little longer, maybe they'd give up.
One of the villagers, a particularly suspicious fellow, glanced up at the tree. Narl's heart sank. He was done for. Surely the mushroom hat wouldn't fool anyone.
But the villager only squinted, shook his head, and said, "Nope, just a weird tree with a fungus problem."
Narl stayed still as the villagers grumbled amongst themselves, eventually deciding that the knights must have been seeing things. Slowly, they turned and trudged back to their village, still muttering about invisible trolls.
Narl let out a long, relieved breath and leaned back against the tree trunk, feeling the tension drain from his limbs. He glanced up at the mushroom on his head and gave it an appreciative pat.

Meet the enormous furry Skag, a gentle giant of the forest whose whimsical expression and inquisitive nature invite a connection with the enchanting wildlife that surrounds it.
"Not bad, old friend," he murmured to the mushroom, grinning in his lopsided way. "Not bad at all."
And so, once again, Narl the Slightly Unfortunate - or perhaps Narl the Unbelievably Lucky - lived to see another day in the wilds of Soggywood Forest.
After all, it wasn't easy being the last troll, but someone had to do it.